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August 27, 2005Weekend Reading
The usual blogger here -- Scott -- does not usually put anything up over the weekend. But while I am standing in for him during his vacation, I could not resist putting up the couple of items below. On my regular blog, however, I put stuff up 7 days a week, so if you ever want weekend reading akin to what you find here, bookmark Political Correctness WatchComments? Email John Ray
Free Speech Being Silenced in New Zealand Too
From all the attention they give it, you would have to think that Leftists love homosexuals. Maybe some do. But the attention given to the matter is out of all proportion. In most Western countries, laws that criminalize homosexuality are now but a memory. Yet there seems to be a never-ending spate of legislation to restrict more and more what you can say about homosexuality. Even in such a faraway place as New Zealand it is still going on. As this excerpt says:"No one dares use derogatory terminology of the gay rights movement today, being accused of homophobia has become worse that being accused of racism, but our politicians and media call Christian criticism of the gay rights movement, "fundamentalist extremism," "intolerant," "bigoted" without any thought for the hypocrisy or any consideration that disagreement and criticism are a valid and important part of a free society.The fostering of New Zealand's culture of religious intolerance has not come about by accident. It has been deliberately created as you can see by Labour's record on passing social engineering legislation, proposed hate speech laws and [Prime Minister] Helen Clark's comments on Christian opposition to the Civil Unions Bill in Express last year:
"It is a very small minority point of view and I think, through continuing to set the tone of tolerance, acceptance and diversity, you just have to further marginalise such people. Hopefully one day nobody will think that way."
So I think that it is clear that all this attention to homosexuality is only incidentally about helping homosexuals -- who seem to need little or no help these days anyway. The real agenda is to use the issue to attack ordinary people -- and Christians in particular. Lots of ordinary people -- perhaps most -- have an instinctive revulsion against the idea of homosexuality. In evolutionary terms, it would be surprising if they did not. So all this Leftist "hate" legislation is indeed about hate -- not hatred of homosexuals but hatred of ordinary people and their responses.
More on Female IQ
My post on female IQ got me a heap of emails so, although the subject is a bit off the regular track for "Tongue-Tied", I feel I should comment on the concerns that readers have expressed. In a way, the topic is VERY appropriate for "Tongue-Tied" because it is the unmentionable nature of IQ research that has enabled so many misunderstandings about the subject to flourish. So I think I should spend a bit of time in telling you what nobody else is likely to. Let me start with one well-expressed email that I received:
"As a woman, I don't have a problem with the IQ findings. I tend to believe it, as my personal experience has shown that men tend to be more analytical than women. My issue is with the way IQ is measured. My opinion is that IQ tests place a lot of emphasis on analytical abilities, but not much on "other types" of intelligence, such as creativity, multi-tasking, musical genius or whatever. For example, women tend to be a lot more perceptive than men, especially when it comes to relationships. They also can have more agility of mind; that is, they can do more than one thing at the same time, and do it well (better known as multi-tasking). Everyone has his or her own strengths, which leads me to believe that IQ tests are mostly useless. Instead, instructors/employers should be trained to identify individuals' strengths and how to capitalize on them.Most of what the lady says is right. There are ways in which women tend to do better than men -- and multi-tasking is certainly one of those ways. What the lady does not know is that the abilities measured in IQ tests are NOT just some arbitrary selection of puzzles. The whole notion of IQ arose from an OBSERVATION: the observation that people who tend to be good at solving one sort of puzzle also tend to be good at solving lots of other seemingly unrelated puzzles. In other words, what Binet discovered in the 19th century was that problem-solving is GENERAL. There is such a thing as general problem-solving ability (often abbreviated as 'g'). So over a hundred years have gone by since Binet's discovery and most people still don't know of it! If that is not a truth that has been thoroughly tongue-tied, I don't know what one would be (actually, I can think of a couple of others but I will save them for another day). So IQ tests are simply collections of different puzzles that do in fact go together. Success on one does tend to predict success on all the rest.
And what that means is that IQ tests are VERY useful. For instance, if you are hiring for a job that requires a lot of problem-solving, you can use an IQ test to predict which applicant will be best at that job -- no matter what the problems may be in the job you are hiring for. And IQ tests are also very predictive of educational success. If you have a high IQ it is much more worthwhile to spend up big on a university education than if you have a low IQ.
As an example of how ability generalizes, take mechanical aptitude: I am very good at all sorts of academic things so lots of people would think I must be hopeless at practical things like mechanics. And it is true that any time my car needs fixing I hand the job over to an expert. But I like fixing locks. I am an amateur locksmith. Locks are just another puzzle to me. So one day, I was at a small gathering where some ladies were having trouble with the deadlock on their front door. So they took it off and opened it up. And immediately, bits and pieces went "SPROING" everywhere. They were of course completely stumped by that and did not for a moment think to ask a hopeless academic like me to help. So I said: "Maybe I can help". They looked at me with great skepticism. But in ten minutes I had it back together and all working properly. I hope they learnt something about 'g' from that episode.
Now I have just used an example above to illustrate what I am saying. But the example is NOT the proof. The proof is the gazillion times researchers have found that problem-solving generalizes. One of my other readers of my post yesterday made that mistake. She said that men got all the Nobel prizes because good education has become available to women only fairly recently. But that was not the point at all. The researchers who wrote the article in The British Journal of Psychology that I referred to yesterday relied for their conclusions on hundreds of studies with IQ tests. The bit about Nobel prize-winners was only an illustration, much like my locksmithing illustration above. Examples prove nothing by themselves. They just help you to understand how generalizations work out in practice.
Incidentally, creativity is NOT like IQ. It does not generalize much. People who are highly creative in one field are usually pretty uncreative in other fields. For instance, I am extremely good at writing articles for scientific journals. And that is a highly creative field. In that field you are creating new knowledge and understanding about something. And I have had hundreds of such articles published. But I could not write a novel for nuts! So even in the single field of writing, there can be different types of totally unrelated creativity!
August 26, 2005Ghetto Fries: Yummy!
A restaurant has a popular dish which they call "Ghetto Fries". Some people say that the name is insulting to blacks. I say it is insulting to blacks to assume that they all live in ghettoes! After all, the word "ghetto" originates from a place in Italy where all the Jews lived -- and we all know that Jews tend to be smart cookies. So who is insulting whom here? And how? An excerpt from the story:"Max's Italian Beef serves a dish called "Ghetto Fries", which are French fries covered in cheddar cheese, barbeque sauce, giardiniera, gravy and raw onions. It is the restaurant's most popular dish, NBC5's Jennifer Mitchell reported. A recent marketing blitz has prompted the questions about the name -- and the negative connotations critics said go with it. "Even if we live in the nicest neighborhoods, it is always blacks who live in the ghetto," said one customer. "So, I don't approve at all." The name and recipe comes from a former white employee, who was nicknamed "Ghetto Girl," Mitchell reported. Larry Estes, the restaurant's owner, said he does get questions about the fries, but said the name is not intended to offend anyone. "It applies to any ethnic neighborhood, or any group of the same people living there," Estes said. "It has nothing to do with racial intonations or anything like that".Comments? Email John Ray
O Vast Incorrectness!
Should this have been tongue-tied?
"The Times" of London is a highly recommendable paper for its straight-down-the middle accounts of most things (unlike a certain New York publication). The fact that it is a Rupert Murdoch publication (think Fox News) probably has something to do with that. But I think even "The Times" was a bit courageous to print the following story (excerpt):
"A study claims that the cleverest people are much more likely to be men than women. Men are more intelligent than women by about five IQ points on average, making them better suited for "tasks of high complexity", according to the authors of a paper due to be published in the British Journal of Psychology. Genetic differences in intelligence between the sexes helped to explain why many more men than women won Nobel Prizes or became chess grandmasters, the study by Paul Irwing and Professor Richard Lynn concluded. They showed that men outnumbered women in increasing numbers as intelligence levels rise. There were twice as many with IQ scores of 125, a level typical for people with first-class degrees. When scores rose to 155, a level associated with genius, there were 5.5 men for every woman. Dr Irwing, a senior lecturer in organisational psychology at Manchester University, said that he was uncomfortable with the findings. But he added that the evidence was clear despite the insistence of many academics that there were "no meaningful sex differences" in levels of intelligence".Before all my female readers delete their bookmarks to this site, let me explain. I am a psychometrician by trade so I do know a little about this. First, let me point out that British Journal of Psychology is Britain's top academic psychology journal. So it needs to be reckoned with. What it reports, however, has in fact been known to psychometricians for about 100 years. And that is that men and women have the same intelligence ON AVERAGE but the scatter of intelligence differs between the sexes. Female intelligence clusters much more closely around the average -- so there are fewer very dumb women and fewer very bright women. And that, I am afraid, is how the cookie crumbles. The geniuses tend to be men but so do the dummos. And I am sure most women have met plenty of the latter.
Update:
For those who want to look at the male/female ability question more closely, there is an exhaustive (and exhausting) coverage of the question here -- and that's just covering the mathematical ability component of IQ.
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A New Forbidden Word: "Boyo"!
Apparently "Boyo" is a common way of addressing people from Wales. But a Scottish Labour Party councillor has just been convicted and fined for racism because he used it to a Welshman. The councillor also told the Welshman to "f*** off" but that was apparently OK. It was the "Boyo" that earned him the fine. Excerpt:"Danny Meikle, 57, a Labour councillor in Lanarkshire, was convicted by Lanark Sheriff Court of acting in a racially aggravated manner by repeatedly addressing Tecwyn Thomas, a recent immigrant to southern Scotland, as "Boyo".... Relating his meeting with Meikle, Mr Thomas told the court: "I asked him about some letters he hadn't replied to. His response was a torrent of foul language. He said, `I wouldn't answer any of your f***ing letters, boyo.' He emphasised the `boyo'."... Stephen McBride, representing Meikle, drew a comparison with John Hartson, Celtic's Welsh striker, who is widely known to fans as "Bhoyo". The lawyer held up a newspaper sports page article with the headline "Home Bhoyo" and challenged Mr Thomas to find it racist.... "No, it's not the word itself; it's the way it's used," Mr Thomas told the court. Meikle said in evidence that he used the word "boyo" all the time and denied that it was racist".Comments? Email John Ray
August 25, 2005Divest from Presbyterian Companies!
Now here's an idea! Following is an email I received from a reader in reponse to my note about the anti-Israel stance of the PCUSA:"Perhaps it is time to start a campaign to disinvest in all companies run by or employing Presbyterians. Obviously the Presbyterian Church has forsaken such Christians notions as judge not lest ye be judged, do unto others . . ., etc"
I guess some of my Jewish readers really might want to boycott companies headed by Presbyterians in the circumstances. As the proverb says: "What's good for the goose is good for the gander"
Incorrect to Talk about Islamists
CBS/Infinity Radio recently refused to run a paid advertisement because it was too controversial. So it was about abortion, right? There is no issue more controversial than that. Partly because it is clear that there are two sides to the abortion question. But this advertisement was not about abortion. It was simply to announce a conference, "The Radical Islamist Threat to World Peace and National Security". Does anybody think that there is NOT a radical Islamist threat to world peace and national security? Apparently CBS thinks there is not! Maybe CBS was afraid that somebody might actually quote from the Koran -- as one of the conference participants notes:"Let not the believers take for friends or helpers unbelievers rather than believers. If any do that, in nothing will there be help from Allah; except by way of precaution, that ye may guard yourselves from them" (Qur'an 3:28). In other words, don't make friends with unbelievers except to "guard yourselves from them": pretend to be their friends so that you can strengthen yourself against them. The distinguished Qur'anic commentator Ibn Kathir explains that this verse teaches that if "believers who in some areas or times fear for their safety from the disbelievers," they may "show friendship to the disbelievers outwardly, but never inwardly." The Qur'an also warns Muslims that those who forsake Islam will be consigned to Hell - except those forced to do so, but who remain true Muslims inwardly (Qur'an 16:106).And I myself would have picked some Koranic quotes that are a lot more pungent than that. Telling the truth about Islam is getting to be almost impossible in most of the mainstream media. See here for more on this episode.
A Small Victory for Plain Speech
New York Republican governor George Pataki has vetoed the latest legislation from the political correctness warriors of New York. The bill was about the "correct" way to refer to people with disabilities in government documents. Bureaucratese is often almost impossible to understand already and the proposed law would have made government language even more ponderous.As it says here: "The bill would have required the use of terminology that puts the person before the disability. For example, those termed disabled would instead be called "people with disabilities." The mentally ill would instead be called "people with mental illness.""
Pataki's comments on the matter were admirably sensible. He said that:
"he couldn't approve the measure because it establishes standards that are "vague and subjective." He said that language deemed acceptable today could in the future be considered offensive and that even people with the same disability can disagree over which term to use. "Respect, sensitivity and courtesy must be the product of our ongoing efforts, not a code of politically correct terminology,""
The Contagious Incorrectness of Israel
The Presbyterian Church USA (PCUSA) has decided to target American companies doing business with Israel -- in particular Caterpillar, Motorola, United Technologies Corp, and ITT. The idea apparently is to get people to "disinvest" in such companies. On one level the policy is pretty hilarious. If a lot of people DO sell off their shares in such companies, that will tend to reduce the price of the shares and thus land the sellers with an unnecessary loss of money. And somebody else will buy the shares anyway so it won't affect the firms concerned one iota.
But it is the antisemitic attitude (OK: I know it goes under the flag of "Anti-Zionism" today) that is the concern. Will someone please tell me how many American companies dealing with the old Soviet Union that the PCUSA boycotted? Or was the USSR a beacon of light compared with Israel -- which is simply doing the best it can to defend itself against murderous attacks from terrorists? And how many American companies dealing with China -- which still has a lot of human rights abuses (including attacks on Christians) -- will the PCUSA be boycotting?
And whether you call it antisemitism or anti-Zionism the end result of attacks on Israel is still going to be dead Jews. Hitler would be pleased.
I was brought up a Presbyterian and I suggest that the PCUSA stick to prayer and leave "Caesar's things to Caesar" (Mark 12:17). But the Gospel of a lot of the old mainline churches these days seems to have a lot more in common with Karl Marx than with the New Testament.
The ADL comments on the divestment issue here
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August 24, 2005Thought Control Comes to Google
Google of course publish all the Blogspot blogs via "blogger.com". Have you noticed the "Flag" button that now is placed at the top right of most blogspot blogs? It is there to enable readers to "flag" a blog as "objectionable". It looks like the thin end of the wedge of censorship to me but blogger.com say otherwise, of course. I think it will provoke an exodus to other hosting services.
I am going to stick with blogspot, however, in the hope that I will one day get one of these: "When the community has voted and hate speech is identified on Blog*Spot, Google may exercise its right to place a Content Warning page in front of the blog and set it to "unlisted."".
That WOULD be amusing. I am sure that any Leftist visiting my blog would flag it as "objectionable". It is however a good reason for readers to keep a note of my mirror-site.
Here's a thought: What if readers got into the habit of "flagging" every blogspot blog they visited? That would make the whole scheme collapse like the idiocy it is.
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Incorrect to Question Immigration Status?
We all now have been told that there is no longer any such thing as an "illegal immigrant". They are now supposed to be referred to as "undocumented workers", despite the fact that many of them don't work and despite the fact that it is more than documents that they lack. The episode reported below seems to be pushing matters one step further, however. Now it seems that it is incorrect to refer to documents at all! Excerpt:"Riverside Community College, recently cited for poorly handling student-discrimination complaints, was named in a federal lawsuit Friday by a woman who says her civil rights were violated when a teacher asked whether she had a green card. The suit on behalf of Marisol Henriquez, 43, of Riverside, says the incident took place in front of 14 other students in December 2004. It alleges that speech instructor Dan Tuckerman asked the woman whether she was using a fake name, was in the country legally and had a green card, the document issued to foreigners who are legal U.S. residents. College spokesman Jim Parsons said the school is doing all it can to address Henriquez's complaints. The lawsuit says Henriquez, a native of Santiago, Chile, has a permanent resident alien card.According to the complainant, the enquiry was made in a particularly aggressive and demeaning way but you would say that if you were mounting a lawsuit, wouldn't you?
Love and Murder in Iraq
I would like every one of my readers to read this story of murdered American journalist Steven Vincent. It is a story of great love, great courage and completely discredits an arrogant Leftist academic by the name of Juan Cole. The "expert" Cole even claimed that Iraq is a Mediterranean country! If you've got an old school atlas that you don't want any more, mail it to him!
August 23, 2005Beauty Incorrect -- Even for a Good Cause
Conservation of wildlife is something most people broadly agree with -- though not to the extent that it is pushed by the Greenies. And turtles do seem to be under considerable threat because of their habit of laying eggs on beaches where they can be easily found. And while it is easy to prohibit the taking of turtle eggs, obtaining compliance with the law is another thing -- particularly in poor countries. Recently, therefore, environmentalists very sensibly turned to education as a way of stopping Mexicans taking the eggs. And they used the techniques of modern advertising to make sure their message was as effective as possible. But that is when the trouble started (Excerpt):
"A campaign aimed at halting the illegal consumption of endangered turtles' eggs has run into trouble before it is officially hatched, with a women's rights group asking government officials to block public announcements featuring a scantily clad model. "My man does not need turtle eggs because he knows that they don't make him more potent," Argentine model Dorismar purrs from a poster, clad in a skimpy bathing suit. The message is aimed at Mexican men who for years have eaten the eggs believing they are aphrodisiacs.So the beauty of the female form is so obnoxious to the politically correct crowd that it cannot even be used to save an endangered species. What hate-filled shrivelled souls these forbidding harpies must be!
Incorrect Garden Equipment
There have always been restrictions on filling up the yard around your house with rubbish but now we have the evil of the backyard swingset. As one Palm Beach, Florida couple recently found out:
"Are they a toddler's toy or neighbor's nightmare? Are they collapsible play things or permanent structures flouting village code? "We didn't do this to offend anyone. We did it for our children," said Karen Barry, recently cited for the enormous swing set that sits about 5 feet in from her property line. Although Barry was not fined, village code says all permanent structures have to be set back at least 10 feet. She and her husband are now seeking a variance so they can keep the swing set".So the municipality is leaping onto a technicality which says that a permanent structure has to be set back 10 feet from the property boundary and the swingset concerned is only about 5 feet away. So the lawyers will have fun arguing that something dismantleable is "permanent" but the real issue is how much right busybodies have to criticize people when they are using their own property in a way that harms nobody.
Incorrect for Doctors to Tell the Truth?
A lot of people would think it was a doctor's duty to warn patients of when their weight problem was becoming a health hazard. And nobody expects that message to be happily received and everybody knows that the lecture will almost certainly go in one ear and out the other. So note this (excerpt):
"But now a New Hampshire doctor is under a regulatory cloud for very bluntly telling a female patient she is obese and needed to lose weight. Dr. Terry Bennett, who practices in Rochester, said he has "an obesity lecture for women" that is a stark litany designed to get the attention of obese female patients. He said he tells obese women they most likely will outlive an obese spouse and will have a difficult time establishing a new relationship because studies show most males are completely negative to obese women. Bennett said he tells them their obesity will lead to high blood pressure, diabetes, heart disease, gastroesophageal reflux and stroke.One patient who Bennett had seen five or six times took offense at the lecture and filed a complaint against Bennett about a year ago with the New Hampshire Board of Medicine.... The complaint was initially investigated and reviewed by the board of medicine's Medical Review Subcommittee, which recommended to the board that Bennett be sent a confidential letter of concern. But the board rejected the suggestion at its Dec. 2, 2004, meeting. Instead, the board asked the Attorney General's Administrative Prosecution Unit to investigate and seek a resolution to the complaint. A settlement agreement was proposed that would have had Bennett attend a medical education course and acknowledge he made a mistake. He rejected the proposal. "I've made many errors in my lifetime. Telling someone the truth is not one of them," Bennett said. A public hearing is likely to be scheduled by the board."
People who are moderately overweight in fact live slightly longer than slim people but really obese people have the shortest lifespan of all so there is no doubt that the doctor was telling the truth and that he would be negligent not to warn his patient. And doctors all over the world have been giving similar warnings for years. The amazing thing is that the Medical Board did not support the doctor. Whose side are they on? Have they been secretly infiltrated by representatives of KFC and McDonalds?
August 22, 2005Jewish Affluence Unmentionable?
There is no more unwavering supporter of Israel than I am and, from everything I have seen, Jews worldwide fully deserve their economic success and I congratulate them on it. But is their economic success a dirty secret that we must not mention? It seems to me that those who think we should not mention it must think that it is NOT deserved. Some silly Leftist lady did however mention it. Excerpt:
"Cindi Laws, a Seattle Monorail Project board member who runs a progressive research group committed to finding solutions to problems facing Washingtonians, said yesterday she plans to go through sensitivity training in light of recent remarks she made about Jews. After a sleepless night and waking up to newspaper accounts detailing her comments to labor leaders that Jewish property owners donated much of the anti-monorail money in last year's unsuccessful monorail-recall campaign, Laws called Rob Jacobs, regional director of the local Anti-Defamation League. Her call roused him from sleep. They talked about setting up some sort of anti-bias training for her and her campaign staff....Laws made her comments about money from Jewish property owners during an Aug. 9 endorsement interview with the King County Labor Council after being asked to assess her election opponents. Laws' leading challenger for the board seat, Beth Goldberg, a county budget analyst and a monorail opponent, is Jewish. Laws said a Jewish candidate could "get that money more easily," according to notes taken by one of the union officials at the interview."
Blaming the Jews for everything is of course an old and brainless tradition but the lady was not doing that. As far as I can see, she was just saying that Jews can raise money more easily because of their connections with a generally affluent community. That is probably true. So what is wrong with mentioning it? Treating Jews as unmentionable is what seems obnoxious to me.
Old-fashioned Expression Gets a Blast
Old-fashioned plain speech gets a drubbing in New York. Excerpt follows:
"Former Yonkers Mayor John Spencer said today that Jeanine Pirro does not have a "Chinaman's chance" of getting the Conservative Party's nomination for U.S. Senate, sparking criticism from Asian-American groups that consider the term offensive. "That level of racial insensitivity says something about our elected officials," said Glenn Magpantay, staff attorney for the New York City-based Asian American Legal Defense and Education Fund....When a caller to the program later questioned Spencer about his use of the phrase, the former mayor insisted it was not derogatory and referred to the experience of Chinese immigrants in building the nation's railroads. "It's an often-used cliche by talking heads all over the media," Spencer afterword in a telephone interview with The Journal News. "It is not derogatory at all and anyone who says it is is being a little bit political, I guess."
I think the main objection really was to the term: "Chinaman". If he had bowed to current fashion and said "An Asian-American's chance" he might well have been praised for reminding people of discrimination against Asians! How pathetic.
Graffiti Cause Obesity?
Here's the latest bit of obesity-warrior logic. It's got a lot of publicity so let's look at it. Excerpt follows:"City dwellers living in areas with little greenery and high levels of graffiti and litter are more likely to be obese than those living in pleasant areas with lots of greenery, say researchers in a study published on bmj.com today. Obesity levels are high and increasing worldwide, and studies have suggested that place of residence may be associated with levels of obesity and physical activity. Evidence also suggests that levels of incivilities, such as litter and graffiti, are linked to poorer health.For respondents whose residential environment contained high levels of greenery, the likelihood of being more physically active was over three times as high, and the likelihood of being overweight and obese was about 40% less. In contrast, for respondents whose residential environment contained high levels of incivilities, the likelihood of being more physically active was about 50% less, and the likelihood of being overweight or obese was about 50% higher"
At least some commentators seem to conclude from the findings concerned that living in nasty surroundings makes you fatter -- by discouraging you from going out and excercising etc. So the obvious Leftist conclusion is that we need to clean up people's suburbs for them so they will eat better, exercise more and live longer. So, as usual, poverty is the "underlying cause" of all problems.
But wait a minute! That chain of causes is pure supposition. That poor people in modern societies are more likely to be overweight wherever they live seems to be "overlooked". Could it be that fat people live in trashy places because they are too poor to live anywhere else? That is at least a lot simpler cause/effect relationship. Not all fat people are poor but most are. The bourgeoisie take more care of their looks. In science there is an old saying that correlation does not prove causation. The above case is a good example of where that applies.
And as for the claim that eating "better" and exercising more will cause you to live longer, that's just bunk, sorry to say. There have now been lots of lifespan studies showing that lifestyle changes do NOT lengthen your life. A few of them are summarized here
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For my latest postings on Political Correctness Watch I have put up two essays from "Spiked" -- one arguing against hate-speech legislation and the other saying that we live in an age of intolerant tolerance.
August 21, 2005The Incorrectness of "Mate"
Hi there! This is John Ray settling in to Scott's chair while he is away on vacation. I am sure we all wish him a fun and carefree time away so that he comes back refreshed and full of energy for the fray against the idiocies of the world. Scott suggested that I might offer a word of explanation about a big speech-correctness issue that has cropped up in Australia recently. Rather to the surprise of us Australians, it seems to have made the news worldwide. Here is part of the Yahoo News account of the matter."A ban by Australia's Parliament House on the term "mate," a popular colloquialism and symbol of egalitarianism, has been overturned following a barrage of protest. Security guards at Parliament House in Canberra had been directed Thursday to refer to people as sir and ma'am. The ban was imposed after the head of a government department complained about being called mate, local media reported. But a parliamentary circular issued Friday removed the directive warning staff not to use "mate" when dealing with the public or members of parliament, instead suggesting they use their judgment on when a more formal approach is required".Outside Australia, however, very few people understood what this was all about. It goes back to the fact that the English-origin population of Australia almost all originated from regional England and the English working class. And in such circles -- particularly among working-class Londoners ("Cockneys") -- it is normal to address someone as "Mate" if you don't know his name. I remember when I was in London, if I bought a downmarket newspaper such as the "Sun" from the newspaper vendor, he would say "Ta, Mate" when I gave him the money. If however I bought a more upmarket newspaper such as the "Times", he would say "Ta, Guv" when I gave him the money. Australians these days are mostly bourgeois but working-class traditions long ago became national traditions. So a custom that is class-based in England is universally respected in Australia, though being still to a degree class-based here. So an attempt to impose more formal manners on anybody was bound to meet with widespread condemnation -- which it did. Our conservative Prime Minister is as bourgeois as you can get but even he thought the ban was ridiculous -- which is why it got smartly reversed.
Housekeeping
The usual editors of Tonguetied are taking their traditional August vacation for the next couple weeks. In our stead, we have invited John Jay Ray to keep readers amused and/or infuriated. Mr. Ray, a retired academic and Bach aficionado, has been carping about many of the same excesses as Tonguetied from his perch in Brisbane for some time now. His regular home is at PC Watch, a site well worth visiting in these waning days of summer (or winter, as the case may be).